Have you heard the one about John Felderhof’s lie detector test?

Lawyers acting for John Felderhof, the former chief geologist at Bre-X Minerals who by simple logic is either one of the most incompetent geologists in the history of geology or a crook, caused some amusement this week when they claimed he had passed a lie detector test – held in private at a Cayman hotel without a policeman in sight.